but this one would take a sweaty autographed ball cap of her most favorite player over just about anything. Behold, the sweat-stained cap of the one & only Yadier Molina! It smells horrible, but isn’t that part of the allure? 😉 I’m contemplating if it’s wrong to get a DNA sample & try to make a Yadi clone.
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You should TOTALLY clone him, and then, in about 25 years, make his clone throw me lots of baseballs.